“Excellent! Indian corn!”
“A blunderbuss!”
“What do we have here?”
Student: “It's a turkey. What do you think?”
“Let me show you something.”
Student: “Mine looks more like a turkey.”
“Yeah, but did you see how quickly I did mine?”
“OK! Good! As you all know, when we get back from our two week holiday break we'll be putting on our biannual thanksgiving turkey pageant!"
"Gobble gobble!”
“Now let's find out who's playing what in the pageant. Who wants to be a pilgrim?”
“Way to go Jerri! You just insulted my best chance for an Indian!”
“I understand why you all want to be pilgrims. Hey I love buckles too!”
“But I need savages!”
“Hey do any of you know any of the black kids?”
“What are you people doing?”
“Why is everybody dressed like a pilgrim?”
“Is this some sort of joke?”
“Where are my Indians!?”
“DAMNIT!! I SWEAR TO CHRIST PEOPLE I WILL CANCEL THIS WHOLE GODAMN TURKEY PAGENENT JUST BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE SO GODDAMN SELFISH!!”
“WHO WILL BE MY INDAINS??”
“Get this squaw a papoose, I've got a show to put on!”
[scariest face ever]
